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Total Medals Earned: 604 (From 106 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,240 Points

10 Shots

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill two enemies with one shot.

All Levels 25 Points

Complete all levels.

Two Minutes 50 Points

Earn a total time of two minutes or less.

Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)

Hatter, Mad 25 Points

The Hatter seems Madder.

Something Fishy 100 Points

Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Happy Hatter 25 Points

You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)

Brawn 10 Points

The more aggressive problem solver.

Out With a Ding 25 Points

Beat the Game

Brain 10 Points

The more thoughtful problem solver.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Alien Hominid Xtreme

Medals Earned: 9/20 (105/500 points)

Dad n' Me 10 Points

Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.

Elvis 10 Points

Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.

I would hover 4000 meters 10 Points

Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.

Orange Cap 10 Points

Unlock the Orange Cap.

Party Hat 10 Points

Unlock the Party Hat.

And I would hover 4000 more 25 Points

Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Army Helmet 10 Points

Unlock the Army Helmet.

Big Boy 10 Points

Buy all the Gun Upgrades.

Boom Baby 10 Points

Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.

Don't hurt me 10 Points

Buy all the Shield Upgrades.

Pimp my ride 10 Points

Buy all the Engine Upgrades.

Slippery 10 Points

Buy all the Oil Upgrades.

And another 4000 25 Points

Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.

An Xtreme Alien Hominid 100 Points

Unlock all the other Medals.

HATS! 100 Points

Unlock all the hats.

Upgrades Galore 100 Points

Buy all the Upgrades.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Another Small Favor

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Another Small Favor 100 Points

Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Flower Power 25 Points

Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Kill a spider, save a kitty.

Hunt the Hunter 25 Points

Eliminate the Pig Hunter

A Small Stitch 25 Points

Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.

Apples in the Tree

Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/330 points)

Children of the Grave 5 Points

Reach the graveyard

Dreamer 10 Points

You dream your life away

Skull Beneath the Skin 10 Points

Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask

Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points

You are such a sweet sweet thing

Coward 5 Points

Just leave

When You're Evil 25 Points

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points

Slay 20 demon bastards

Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points

Just smash EVERY single pumpkin

Tornado of Souls 50 Points

Escape the Tornado of Souls

Fan Number 1 100 Points

Get an autograph from Ozzy

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Asslevania: SOTB

Medals Earned: 12/30 (80/500 points)

Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

Medal #2 5 Points

Reach level 2.

Medal #6 5 Points

Don't skip the intro.

Medal #8 5 Points

Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

Medal _18 5 Points

Welcome back!

Medal/23 5 Points

Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

Medal/24 5 Points

Check out RicePirate's page.

Medal/25 5 Points

Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

Medal _14 10 Points

Find Alucard.

Medal _15 10 Points

It takes a lick'n...

Medal/21 10 Points

Eat a pork chop!

Medal #7 5 Points

Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

Medal #9 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

Medal _13 5 Points

What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

Medal _19 5 Points

FOREVER ALONE!

Medal/22 5 Points

Watch the whole ending.

Medalzzz 5 Points

Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #4 10 Points

Reach level 4.

Medal _16 10 Points

...and keeps on whip'n.

Medal/20 10 Points

Get a little head.

Medal/27 10 Points

Beat a TIME TRIAL

Medal _10 25 Points

Find the 1st hidden song.

Medal _11 25 Points

Thats where I left that!

Medal _12 25 Points

Never alone...

Medal _17 25 Points

Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

Medal/26 25 Points

Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

Medal/29 25 Points

Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points

Beat REAL MODE!

Barca Vs Bieber

Medals Earned: 5/21 (95/780 points)

Bojan win 5 Points

win Bojan stage

Vila win 5 Points

win Vila stage

Xavi win 10 Points

win Xavi stage

Alves win 25 Points

win Alves stage

Xavi gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Xavi stage

Pique win 10 Points

win Pique stage

Bojan gold 25 Points

achieve gold medal on Bojan stage

Iniesta win 25 Points

win Iniesta stage

Puyol win 25 Points

win Puyol stage

Vila gold 25 Points

achieve gold medal on Vila stage

bieber is dead 50 Points

end the game

Iniesta gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage

Messi win 50 Points

win Messi stage

Pique gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Pique stage

Puyol gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Puyol stage

Alves gold 100 Points

achieve gold medal on Alves stage

Messi gold 100 Points

achieve gold medal on Messi stage

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!