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Total Medals Earned: 604 (From 106 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,240 Points

10 Shots

Double Kill Unlocked 5/3/12
10 Points
Kill two enemies with one shot.
All Levels Unlocked 5/3/12
25 Points
Complete all levels.
Two Minutes Unlocked 5/3/12
50 Points
Earn a total time of two minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 7/3/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 7/3/11
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 3/12/12
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Hatter, Mad Unlocked 6/18/11
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 6/18/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 6/18/11
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brawn Unlocked 6/18/11
10 Points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Out With a Ding Unlocked 6/18/11
25 Points
Beat the Game
Brain 10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)

Alien Hominid Xtreme

Alien Man Slaughter Unlocked 5/2/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dad n' Me Unlocked 5/5/12
10 Points
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Elvis Unlocked 5/5/12
10 Points
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Havoc Unlocked 5/2/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I would hover 4000 meters Unlocked 5/2/12
10 Points
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Orange Cap Unlocked 5/4/12
10 Points
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Party Hat Unlocked 5/5/12
10 Points
Unlock the Party Hat.
Road Rage Unlocked 5/2/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
And I would hover 4000 more Unlocked 5/5/12
25 Points
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Army Helmet 10 Points Unlock the Army Helmet.
Big Boy 10 Points Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Boom Baby 10 Points Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Don't hurt me 10 Points Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Pimp my ride 10 Points Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Slippery 10 Points Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
And another 4000 25 Points Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
An Xtreme Alien Hominid 100 Points Unlock all the other Medals.
HATS! 100 Points Unlock all the hats.
Upgrades Galore 100 Points Buy all the Upgrades.
Devastation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/20 (105/500 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 6/12/11
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 6/12/11
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 6/12/11
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 6/12/11
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 6/12/11
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Apples in the Tree

Children of the Grave Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Reach the graveyard
Dreamer Unlocked 4/14/14
10 Points
You dream your life away
Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 4/14/14
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Mrs Nice Girl Unlocked 4/14/14
25 Points
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Coward 5 Points Just leave
When You're Evil 25 Points Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/330 points)

Armed Prophet

Robot Fuel Unlocked 5/28/15
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 5/28/15
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal #8 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal _18 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal/23 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 Unlocked 4/14/14
5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medal #3 Unlocked 4/14/14
10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal _14 Unlocked 4/14/14
10 Points
Find Alucard.
Medal _15 Unlocked 4/14/14
10 Points
It takes a lick'n...
Medal/21 Unlocked 4/14/14
10 Points
Eat a pork chop!
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 12/30 (80/500 points)

Barca Vs Bieber

Bojan win Unlocked 6/11/11
5 Points
win Bojan stage
Vila win Unlocked 6/11/11
5 Points
win Vila stage
Xavi win Unlocked 6/11/11
10 Points
win Xavi stage
Alves win Unlocked 6/11/11
25 Points
win Alves stage
Xavi gold Unlocked 6/11/11
50 Points
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
Pique win 10 Points win Pique stage
Bojan gold 25 Points achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
Iniesta win 25 Points win Iniesta stage
Puyol win 25 Points win Puyol stage
Vila gold 25 Points achieve gold medal on Vila stage
bieber is dead 50 Points end the game
Iniesta gold 50 Points achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
Messi win 50 Points win Messi stage
Pique gold 50 Points achieve gold medal on Pique stage
Puyol gold 50 Points achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
Alves gold 100 Points achieve gold medal on Alves stage
Messi gold 100 Points achieve gold medal on Messi stage
amateur cheater Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
dizzy cameraman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
lame runner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
guillotine Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/21 (95/780 points)