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Total Medals Earned: 604 (From 106 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,240 Points

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/240 points)

Quick Feet 5 Points

Quickly move down the mountain.

Thrill Seeker 10 Points

Flirt with death.

Hooked 5 Points

Play the game many times in one session.

Hot Toes 10 Points

Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.

Ultimate Goatman 10 Points

Unlock the goat costume. Baaa

Ultimate Fireman 25 Points

Unlock the Fireman outfit.

Ultimate Survivor 25 Points

Reach a score of 1500

Ultimate Lederhosen 50 Points

Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.

Ultimate Rockman 100 Points

Unlock the Rockman outfit.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Dandy Cave Adventures

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)

Half way! 10 Points

Got to level 8

Gameover, man. Gameover 25 Points

Completed the game

Master treasure hunter 50 Points

Beat the game in one playthrough, without loading or resetting.

Dead Pixel

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Clean monitor 50 Points

Complete the game

Depict1

Medals Earned: 8/10 (245/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Don't Escape

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

A Slaughter 5 Points

At least you've tried...

A Massacre 10 Points

You've saved some lives.

A Night of Terror 25 Points

With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.

A Frightful Night 50 Points

You've saved almost everyone

A Calm Night 100 Points

You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Doodle Devil

Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)

Half Game 10 Points

Half Of All Elements Discovered

Nuclear Bomb 10 Points

Nuclear Bomb Discovered

7 Mortal Sins 25 Points

7 Mortal Sins

All Game 50 Points

All Element Discovered

All Game With No Hints 100 Points

All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)

Doodle God

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 19/44 (150/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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