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Total Medals Earned: 604 (From 106 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,240 Points

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Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 10/11 (430/435 points)

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

01100010 10 Points

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Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

Secret Medal ????? Points

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It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

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take care of the trees

Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)

A Blocked Path 5 Points

Talk to your brother.

Home Sweet Home 5 Points

Try to enter the house.

It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points

Get the axe.

Pull it! 5 Points

Pull the switch.

Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points

Visit my world wide website.

Side Effects Include.. 5 Points

Talk to the suspicious caravan.

Fire and Brimstone 10 Points

Burn down all the houses.

Mr. Literal 25 Points

Cut down all of the trees.

You Win..? 25 Points

That was a weird game.

Tentacle Wars

Medals Earned: 18/20 (355/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

It's time to learn some tricks

Level 02 5 Points

Team: step back then protect front line

Level 03 5 Points

Dominate! This is your only salvation

Level 04 5 Points

Cut! In the right place, at the right time

Level 05 10 Points

Master the craft of war

Level 06 10 Points

What a huge life form!

Level 07 10 Points

Your enemies - are enemies to each other

Level 08 10 Points

Get out of my corner

Level 09 10 Points

Try walking in their shoes

Level 10 10 Points

Is this place safe to hide forever?

Level 11 25 Points

Escape

Level 12 25 Points

Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible

Level 13 25 Points

This should be easy

Level 14 25 Points

Neutral wall

Level 15 25 Points

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

Level 16 50 Points

Run as fast as you can

Level 17 50 Points

Quick team trick

Level 18 50 Points

Behind the wall

Level 19 50 Points

Predator is the top life form - become him!

Level 20 50 Points

They have no chance to survive...

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 7/9 (205/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 6/12 (125/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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The Jersey Shore Situation

Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/205 points)

Man Boobs 5 Points

His ribs are showing bro!

Guido Bully 10 Points

You Knocked him out

Guido King 25 Points

You won the fight!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Abdominal Bruiser 5 Points

You destroyed his abs

Appealing Face 25 Points

At least his face looks better now

Timely Manner 25 Points

You won the game rather quickly

Untouchable 100 Points

Not a scratch on your face

Theropods

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

Firestarter 25 Points

Escape the raptor

Gut Reaction 25 Points

Get past the triceratops

One Step Too Far 25 Points

Save the witch doctor

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 24/26 (425/500 points)

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 18/20 (440/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Golden Shell 50 Points

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